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I'm not sure if I should do this, but I'm considering making a newgrounds account to put other flashes on.

Now some things won't transition well over there, the HTDW's would have to be re-edited if I put them on newgrounds. Reasons are because of the text parts, which are done in vegas. Tails' New Devices would all transfer well, as they're all 100% made in flash. Mega Man Ecks and Skyfalling would make it on to newgrounds, though I'm hesitant on the latter.

I guess I'm not really sure about joining newgrounds or not. I know the community is a piece of shit, but so is youtube's, and everything else. I wasn't hesitant on joining devianart though, because now I can draw and just upload it. I would've gone to tumblr if tumblr didn't have such awful site design.

Meh, I dunno, I'm curious to hear what you guys think. Tell me below in the comments.

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:iconrelaxo511:
~Relaxo511 May 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I loved the how to deal with a mac video.
That's just common sense
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:iconstolken:
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:iconrandomstupidusername:
Dude you're so unfunny like... do you even try to make your dumbass animation videos or whatever somewhat entertaining?

If I were going to compare your style of humor to someone else's, I wouldn't even use a legitimate comedian, because no matter how cheesy or mediocre an overrated comedians style of humor might be, it's a fact that you're less funny than they are. I would have to compare it to an autistic reject's style of humor, like the one awkward greasy moron in every high school that nobody fucking likes. To be fair, you probably are one of these rejects, but it still doesn't excuse you, because you seem to be an older teenager, probably between the ages of 16-20. You should know better than to actually upload this shit on the internet. Do you think anybody fucking cares? Do you actually think your garbage videos are funny? The first few minutes of that "Homestuck" one or whatever was just you making really obnoxious fat jokes. Are you really so bad at insulting people that you couldn't even be offensive enough to think of legitimately clever insults?

And like, look at this one: [link]

What the fuck am I even watching? Is this supposed to be funny? And if it is, to who? Six year olds on Youtube without parental supervision?

And your responses too, are they supposed to be funny?

Like, for example, on the same video, someone comments:

"hey stolken wheres my dick?"

You replied:

"Check around your genitals."

Like is that supposed to actually be funny? Because I'm not seeing any edgy, sarcastic, or even ironic sentiment in that statement.

Just like, wow. Why do you exist? Why do you feel the need to plague the internet with your ugly, unfunny videos?

Just stop. Just fucking stop. Get a fucking life and learn how to actually be funny.
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:iconrh7x9:
~RH7X9 Apr 28, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
"Joined today!" - your profile

So you signed up just to leave a negative rant on some guy you hate's page? Wow, that's real nice. I "like" how you constantly use the word "like" a lot. Nice vocab you have there. If you're complaining on and on about this, specifically mentioning his Homestuck video, I would take it you're one of the many stereotypical fans of its fandom as displayed in the video.

Also, "I wouldn't even use a legitimate comedian, because no matter how cheesy or mediocre an overrated comedians style of humor might be, it's a fact that you're less funny than they are." There's a lot wrong there too. I could name tons of comedians he is much better than.
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:iconrandomstupidusername:
Yeah my purpose in creating this account was to flame this dumbass, but I might use it to flame a few other retards on this shithole of a website too. I just made it for shits and giggles, I mean, it's not like it took any actual effort to create this account. DeviantART accounts take like a minute to set up.

What does me using the word "like" a lot have to do with anything? That's like the dumbest possible thing you could nitpick over. I mentioned his Homestuck video as an example of how shitty his humor is, because from what I could bear to watch the first half of the video at least was just a chain of really unfunny fat jokes. I also mentioned his "Skyfalling" video which I actually focused more-so on because I also mentioned two comments on that video specifically. When did I ever insinuate that I was a Homestuck fan? I just referenced the video. If I referenced his "brony" video would that automatically make me a "brony"? No, it wouldn't, so don't assume shit when you don't have any actual evidence to back it up.

He's honestly one of the worst comedians I've ever seen anywhere, period. I actually think 9/11 is funnier. Like, I could sit down and listen to 9/11 jokes for an hour, then different videos made by Stolken for an hour, and I might actually laugh at some of the 9/11 jokes, but I guarantee I wouldn't laugh at a single Stolken video. I wouldn't even smirk, because he isn't funny at all.
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:iconstolken:
That's a nice essay.

I should take some time out of my day to read that eventually.
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:iconrandomstupidusername:
Ignoring your criticism wont make it any less valid. ;P
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:iconstolken:
Criticism is when you tell someone how to improve or imply what would work better. That was just anger-fueled whining.

You watched two videos I made and formed an opinion on me. Alright, that's fair. I did the same with that piece of shit show "My little pony". "HURR DURR UR HUMOR IS AUTISTIC STOP NOT BEING FUNNY" isn't the most mindless thing I've gotten. Yet, it's close.

Oh well, you tried.
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!Megabrony909 Apr 8, 2013  New member Student Digital Artist
I know you hate ponies and bronies, but who looks cooler?
comment on the pic
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:iconstolken:
I sure did.
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