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75 questions
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I was tagged in a 75 question survey by wretchedchild88 so here goes nothing.
1. Do you snore?
Nope
2. Are you a lover or a fighter?
Fighter.
3. What’s your worst fear?
Animatronics, and yes, this is before the whole fnaf fiasco of shit.
4. As a kid, where you a lego maniac?
Yes, with Bionicles.
5. What do you think of “reality” tv?
meh
6. Do you chew on your straws?
I don't even use them, but when I do, nope.
7. Were you a cute baby?
I don't think babies are cute so probably not. :V
8. Is the single life for you?
More like I was forced into it. Every girl I've ever tried to befriend stabbed me in the back or has been obtusely mean to me.
9. What colour is your keyboard?
Black.
10. Do your sing in the shower?
Yes, and people like it.
11. Have you ever sky-dived before?
NOPE
12. Any secret talents?
I can shitpost any phrase thrown at me.
13. What’s your ideal vacation spot?
In a forest where it's quiet, but I still gotta have some electricity.
14. Can you swim?
Yes.
16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko”?
WHERE'S 15 YOU FUCK?! I HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE BUT WHERE'S THE 15TH QUESTION?!
17. Do you care about the ozone?
A little, but only when it's winter. When it's summer PFFFFT FUCK THAT SHIT AS I BLAST THE AIR CONDITIONER.
18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
like 300 something.
19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
No.
20. Have you ever been on an airplane?
Yup.
21. Are you a single child?
Nope.
22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?
Manual.
23. What’s your stand on hunting?
As long as it's for food, sure!
24. Is marriage in your future?
See 8.
25. Do you like your handwriting?
Yeah.
26. What are you allergic to?
Nada.
27. When was the last time you said 'I love you?'
To my waifu.
28. Is Tupac still alive?
No, he's dead.
29. Do you cry at weddings?
Only once.
30. How do you like your eggs?
I don't like eggs!
31. Are blondes dumb?
Aye.
32. Where does the other sock end up?
Hell.
33. What time is it?
5:26 pm
34. Do you have a nickname?
I've heard Stolks, Stolko, Stolky (I hate this one) and Stolkman.
35. Is McDonald's disgusting?
It's alright.
36. When was the last time you were in a car?
Gosh uh, probably a few months ago.
37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
Shower.
38. Is Santa Claus real?
The person he's based off of is.
39. Do you like having you neck kissed?
See 8.
40. Are you afraid of the dark?
Not really.
41. What are you addicted to?
Datavine.
42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
Crunchy.
43. Can you crack your neck?
Yes.
44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Never.
45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
Once, I normally do it twice a day.
46. Is drug free the way to be?
Of course.
47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
Nope, used to be.
48. What colour are your eyes?
Blue.
50. Do you like your life?
For the most part, yes. It's a solid 8/10.
51. Who’s better: Stone Cold or The Rock?
The Rock.
52. Are you psychic?
Yes, I know instinctively when I hate a person.
53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?
Nope.
54. Do you play any instruments?
Used to play guitar. Stopped practicing it.
55. Have you ever stolen money?
Yeah. Not proud of it.
56. Can you snowboard?
Yes!
57. Do you like camping?
I used to like it a lot more but not now.
58. Do you snort when you laugh?
Very very rarely.
59. Do you believe in magic?
No.
60. Are dogs a man’s best friend?
Yes.
61. You believe in divorce?
Sure why not.
62. Can you do the moonwalk?
I haven't done it in a while, but probably!
63. Do you make a lot of mistakes?
N-no...
64. Is it cold outside today?
Nope.
65. What was the last thing you ate?
Spicy Chicken Sandwich.
66. Do you wear nail polish?
No.
67. Have you ever been kissed?.
See 8.
68. What's the most annoying TV commercial?
Those toys that look like shit but they try to make them look fun.
69. Do you shop at American Eagle?
Nope.
70. Favourite song at the moment?
71. Do you like your job?
Everything but the hours.
72. Do you like your classes in school?
Not now but I will soon.
73. How do you like your meat cooked?
Medium Rare
74. Do you like these surveys.
S'alright.
75. Do you know how to tag three peoples?
Nope!
BONUS!
76. Why did the Chicken Cross the road?
Fuck you.
1. Do you snore?
Nope
2. Are you a lover or a fighter?
Fighter.
3. What’s your worst fear?
Animatronics, and yes, this is before the whole fnaf fiasco of shit.
4. As a kid, where you a lego maniac?
Yes, with Bionicles.
5. What do you think of “reality” tv?
meh
6. Do you chew on your straws?
I don't even use them, but when I do, nope.
7. Were you a cute baby?
I don't think babies are cute so probably not. :V
8. Is the single life for you?
More like I was forced into it. Every girl I've ever tried to befriend stabbed me in the back or has been obtusely mean to me.
9. What colour is your keyboard?
Black.
10. Do your sing in the shower?
Yes, and people like it.
11. Have you ever sky-dived before?
NOPE
12. Any secret talents?
I can shitpost any phrase thrown at me.
13. What’s your ideal vacation spot?
In a forest where it's quiet, but I still gotta have some electricity.
14. Can you swim?
Yes.
16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko”?
WHERE'S 15 YOU FUCK?! I HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE BUT WHERE'S THE 15TH QUESTION?!
17. Do you care about the ozone?
A little, but only when it's winter. When it's summer PFFFFT FUCK THAT SHIT AS I BLAST THE AIR CONDITIONER.
18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
like 300 something.
19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
No.
20. Have you ever been on an airplane?
Yup.
21. Are you a single child?
Nope.
22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?
Manual.
23. What’s your stand on hunting?
As long as it's for food, sure!
24. Is marriage in your future?
See 8.
25. Do you like your handwriting?
Yeah.
26. What are you allergic to?
Nada.
27. When was the last time you said 'I love you?'
To my waifu.
28. Is Tupac still alive?
No, he's dead.
29. Do you cry at weddings?
Only once.
30. How do you like your eggs?
I don't like eggs!
31. Are blondes dumb?
Aye.
32. Where does the other sock end up?
Hell.
33. What time is it?
5:26 pm
34. Do you have a nickname?
I've heard Stolks, Stolko, Stolky (I hate this one) and Stolkman.
35. Is McDonald's disgusting?
It's alright.
36. When was the last time you were in a car?
Gosh uh, probably a few months ago.
37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
Shower.
38. Is Santa Claus real?
The person he's based off of is.
39. Do you like having you neck kissed?
See 8.
40. Are you afraid of the dark?
Not really.
41. What are you addicted to?
Datavine.
42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
Crunchy.
43. Can you crack your neck?
Yes.
44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Never.
45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
Once, I normally do it twice a day.
46. Is drug free the way to be?
Of course.
47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
Nope, used to be.
48. What colour are your eyes?
Blue.
50. Do you like your life?
For the most part, yes. It's a solid 8/10.
51. Who’s better: Stone Cold or The Rock?
The Rock.
52. Are you psychic?
Yes, I know instinctively when I hate a person.
53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?
Nope.
54. Do you play any instruments?
Used to play guitar. Stopped practicing it.
55. Have you ever stolen money?
Yeah. Not proud of it.
56. Can you snowboard?
Yes!
57. Do you like camping?
I used to like it a lot more but not now.
58. Do you snort when you laugh?
Very very rarely.
59. Do you believe in magic?
No.
60. Are dogs a man’s best friend?
Yes.
61. You believe in divorce?
Sure why not.
62. Can you do the moonwalk?
I haven't done it in a while, but probably!
63. Do you make a lot of mistakes?
N-no...
64. Is it cold outside today?
Nope.
65. What was the last thing you ate?
Spicy Chicken Sandwich.
66. Do you wear nail polish?
No.
67. Have you ever been kissed?.
See 8.
68. What's the most annoying TV commercial?
Those toys that look like shit but they try to make them look fun.
69. Do you shop at American Eagle?
Nope.
70. Favourite song at the moment?
71. Do you like your job?
Everything but the hours.
72. Do you like your classes in school?
Not now but I will soon.
73. How do you like your meat cooked?
Medium Rare
74. Do you like these surveys.
S'alright.
75. Do you know how to tag three peoples?
Nope!
BONUS!
76. Why did the Chicken Cross the road?
Fuck you.
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INCOMING PICTURE SPAM 2
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If you haven't caught up with me on my twitter (which you totally should wink wink nudge nudge twitter.com/TheStolken ) Rule34.txt, a famous .txt twitter recently kicked me into recreating or mocking some of the things he (or she whatever) has been posting. Obviously these sketches are horrible (because they tweet so quickly holy shit) but hopefully they're at least entertaining to you guys.
Oh and don't forget I can also be reached on my youtube account: www.youtube.com/channel/UCdJ5S…
and on steam: steamcommunity.com/groups/TheS…
and my personal steam: steamcommunity.com/id/TheStolk…
You can't reach me at this site however: niceme.me
Oh and don't forget I can also be reached on my youtube account: www.youtube.com/channel/UCdJ5S…
and on steam: steamcommunity.com/groups/TheS…
and my personal steam: steamcommunity.com/id/TheStolk…
You can't reach me at this site however: niceme.me
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INCOMING PICTURE SPAM
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GET READY.MX4
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Just Officially Bought Paint Tool SAI
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I haven't bought software in years, and damn does it feel good to finally do so. Yeah yeah I know "but you can easily get PTS for free!" is what you may chant, but dammit, when something's good and they want money for it, you give it to them because they deserve it.
Expect higher quality stuff soon, as SAI certainly still outclasses photoshop for drawing and has for a while. Guess that means Paint.Net is my goto for photoshops then.
Expect higher quality stuff soon, as SAI certainly still outclasses photoshop for drawing and has for a while. Guess that means Paint.Net is my goto for photoshops then.
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